Pathan Dirty Jokes

Q: How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?

A: Very satisfying.

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Q: Why did the Pathan farmer take his sheep to the edge of the cliff?
A: They push harder that way.

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2 Pathan couples went together for a honeymoon. They exchanged partners on the 2nd night. After 4 hrs, one couple got tired and said, "Let's go and check what the ladies are doing?

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Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?

Pathan's wife: Pathans don't need any contraceptives bcoz they attack from the back side.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms!Pathan's wife: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean.

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Teacher: What came 1st, Sun or Moon?
Pathan: Obviously Moon.
Teacher: Why?
Pathan: If you have Honey'MOON' only then 'SON' would be born!

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Humans are the only species on earth who have face-to-face sex 

With the exception of Pathans!

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Pathan's wife got fed up with her husband and got a tattoo made on her bum
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P.T.O.

Source 

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Peshawar ki ek adaalat me ek tallak ka case aaya.

Aourat - Jaj sahib mujhe talak chahiye kyonki mera pati sirf mujhe piche se hi chodta hai.

Jaj - (Hairaan hokar), iske alava bhi koi jagah hoti hai kya?

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Pathan - apni patni se, Maine tumse ek ladka manga tha ye ladki kaise ho gayi.

Patni - tumhare bharose rahti to ye bhi na hota.

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Pathan Ki Biwi Kisi Gair Mard Se Sex Karte Hue Boli.

Biwi: “Tum 19ve Aadmi Ho Jis Se Main Thukwa Rahi Hoon”

Premi: “Kya Pathan Nahi Thokta?”

Biwi: “Nahi, Woh Sirf Usi Ki Thokta Hai Jo Mujhe Thokta Hai“

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